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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Jul 17, 2007 - 08:44 PM

  nice one muslima jani :D
  
  here is one joke 4 u,
  
  A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
  received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
  mine."

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• wais777
  
  

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  Posted: Aug 31, 2007 - 11:32 PM

  Yak dokhtar az yak bacha purssan kad : Farid jan shoma Bacha amisha bain khod chi gap mezanneen ?
  
  Farid goft : Sare Amo chiz ke shoma Dokhtara gap mezanneen .
  
  dokhtarak goft : Ahlaaaaa cheqa Betarbia !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  Regards,
  Wais

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 01, 2007 - 04:05 PM

  hahhah wais jan nice joke
  
  
  
  

  Zeera

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 01, 2007 - 10:38 PM

  haha nice joke wais jan...mara bekhi gorda dard sakhti amrai ien joke. lol
  
  

  ~To be Trusted is a Greater Compliment Than to Be Loved.~

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• **unknown user**
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 04, 2007 - 06:57 PM

  Yag zan e kohansal da Amrika zindagee mekard, ammaa lesan e englisi ra yaad nadasht.
  Yag roz bare nawasa khod guft ke �bachem jan madar, yagzara lesan bare ma yaad bete ke ma harjay merum band memanum� nawasesh baresh �yes� o �no� etc. yad dad wa dar zemn gufte �madar jan aab a ba englisi WATER mega�
  kho madarkalan yag roz khana yag nafar mehmani raft. Saib e khana guft �wui madar jan neke nan mazadar nabud, bigi yag zara tura ba khoda az ami kabab, kofta az ami kachalu bigi ne....� madar kalan guft �ne bachem hama cheez mazadar bud, zyaad khordum zinda bashi kho ami sabzit yag zara waterchuluq bud

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• **unknown user**
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 04, 2007 - 06:57 PM

  Yak Adam bessair Delldard bod az deste dard Assabisch kharb shod o goft: Hooooooooo khoda tu kor asti da zoret namefamie mara kushti az delldardi!!!
  
  Yak Nafar siapust ( Neger) ke Musslim bud goft : Adam ba khodawand etor namega.
  
  Eh Adam goft: Boro che khob safeed ham asti ke Pushti khoda mekuni !!!

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• **unknown user**
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 04, 2007 - 06:58 PM

  Salam,
  jak mardaka besche Doktar mera wa mega
  sane ma dewana schoda
  doktar mega chera
  mardaka mega haros kalahe khoda pot mekona wa mega doz mejaja wa dozi mekona
  doktar mega kho chi dega
  mardaka mega deros jak mardakara da harmari kalahe khod schanda bod ki khalahescha nega kona

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• **unknown user**
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 04, 2007 - 06:59 PM

  Kho...yak dukhtar aresi kat. Bad as shawe aresi, khushuish amad da utok ke i dukhtar lutch da sare takht aftada bud. Khushish goft: Bekhes besharaf sharm as kolo bobosh. Aros goft: Kor asti? Da janem Lebose Ishq asta. Khushish raft da utoke khud amoto lutch khoda sare takht andokht. Shawaresh amad goft oh Piraki namesharmi? Bekhe yak chise kho bopoesh. I Sanaka goft: Kor asti, da janem lebose Ishq asta. Shawaresh goft khak da sare tu Piraki, amura kho yak Utu mekadi

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• **unknown user**
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 04, 2007 - 06:59 PM

  Mega: 2 Nafar da dega Duniya, qesa mekonan... Nafar e awal porsan mekona ke ame tu chura mordi, mega ma ra yakh zad, mordum... Khoa z Nafar e dega porsan mekoan ke tu chetor mordi, mega: Ma khodkushi kadum, Nafar e awal porsan mekona ke chtor khodkushi?
  Mega: Yak Rooz da Daftar bodom ke hamsaye ma zang zad ke zanet kate yak Mard da khana sex mekona, besyaar ba hajala khana amadum, kho zane ma besyaar beaab kadum wa kole khana (Takawe, Almari/Anwari, Zere Takht...) ra palidum Nafar a nayaftum ke kate Zanem khaw kada bod, ma ham khoda az deste nang o ghairat koshtum... Yak dafa Nafar e awal mega "Padar Lahnat Yakhchaal a sayl mekadi ale har doye ma zinda mebodaim" hihi

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• **unknown user**
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 04, 2007 - 07:00 PM

  da yak shafa khana har roz saate 2 baja yak mardaka kalakashak maikad tarafe mareezaa sai maikad baaz ke 4 baja maishod mardaka khana mairaft....kule doctoraa wa nursaa hairaan boodan ke ee mardaka choraa har roz kalakashak maikuna...kho dega roz ke mardaka kalakashak kad...amee yak doctor porsaanesh kad ke tu choraa har roz eenja bare 2 saat kalakashak maikunee.......mardaka goft kho shomaa khodetaan da sare shafaakhana nawishta kadain ke visitor's time from 2 to 4

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 15, 2007 - 11:27 AM

  قندی گل به پسرش ظاهر گل گفت : بچیم هر وقت مهمان امد اگر من گفتم چاینگ بیار بگو کدامش را
  
  
  اگر گفتم رادیو بیار بگو کدامش را ، خلاصه هر چیزی را خواستم تو پرسان کو کدامش را ؟
  
  تصادفا در همان روز چند نفر از دوستان پدر ظاهر گل مهمان شد ند .
  
  قندی گل : بچیم پدرت را صدا کن .
  
  
  ظاهر گل با اواز بلند گفت : کدامش را مادر جان
  
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• Muslima
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 15, 2007 - 08:20 PM

  Yak mardi Afghan az England ba Afghanistan raft wa dar atrafi afghan... dar khanai khod yak course englisi baz kard yak roz yaki az shagerdanesh sawal kard, goft ustaad ba englisi ghaerat ra chi megan ustaad goft Englis ha aslan ghaerat nadaran wa dar zabani Englisi hech ghaerat nest. hahaha
  
  

  زندگی اجبار است مرگ اخطار است دوستی فقط یکبار است اما جدایی بسیار است

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• **unknown user**
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 15, 2007 - 08:29 PM

  lol muslima nice joke lol :)

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 16, 2007 - 04:43 PM

  @ muslima jan,
  dar zaban-e hollandi ham ghairat nest.lol
  
  

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• Muslima
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 16, 2007 - 10:08 PM

  ThaX Shila jan.
  
  Butter jani rast megaen?lol
  
  

  زندگی اجبار است مرگ اخطار است دوستی فقط یکبار است اما جدایی بسیار است

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