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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 11, 2006 - 11:23 PM

  hahahhah nice joke butterfly jan

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 12, 2006 - 12:04 PM

  mohai yak mardaka ziad shoda bod,. zanesh baresh goft:
  
  zan : o mardaka boro mohaita kam ko.
  
  shawhar : bogo zan jan, cheqesem jor konom ,tu bogo
  
  zan : boro dalak bogo ke i tarafe sareta kam kona, o tarafe sareta kam kona wa peshe roheta safi kona :lol: :lol: :lol:

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 12, 2006 - 08:57 PM

  :lol: :lol: :lol:
  
  haha Butter jana to mara koshti ba fakhayet.... :wink:

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 13, 2006 - 08:24 PM

  YALDI

  :lol: :lol: :lol:
  
  haha Butter jana to mara koshti ba fakhayet.... :wink:

  allah ma kabuli bacha nestum, kandari khi nesti? lolz
  
  khir bash khoda kunad ki bad az khandan ien joke zinda bani; read it plz. lolzz
  
  An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. One day he Decided that he would love to plant potatoes and herbs in his garden, but he knew he was alone and too old and weak. His son was in college in Paris, so the old man sent him an e-mail explaining the problem:
  "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, that you would help me and dig up the garden for me. I love you, your father."
  The following day, the old man received a response e-mail from his son:
  "Beloved father, please don't touch the garden. That is where I have hidden 'the THING.' I love you, too, Ahmed."
  At 4pm the FBI and the Rangers visited the house of the old man and took the whole garden apart, searching every inch. But they couldn�t find anything. Disappointed, they left the house.
  The next day, the old man received another e-mail from his son:
  "Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That is all I could do for you from here. Your loving son, Ahmed."

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 13, 2006 - 09:59 PM

  :lol: :D :lol: ..
  
  
  Basyaar khobish Bod.. Jor bashi Butter jan.. :)

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 26, 2006 - 05:53 PM

  YALDI

  :lol: :D :lol: ..
  
  
  Basyaar khobish Bod.. Jor bashi Butter jan.. :)

  
  
  ena degesh ra bokhan yalda jani, hope u like it...
  
  Yak dokhtar ba rafeeq-e khud goft.. "azizem.. yak wakht yadet ast ke mara megoftee ke ma kole dunyayet astom?" rafeeq esh baresh goft "ma o wakht da Geografie heqa tambal budom.. ma chi mefamidom ke dunya aslan cheqa kalaan ast.."
  :lol: :lol:

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 26, 2006 - 05:55 PM

  Yak Yahod :twisted: sobh wakht 3 badja khest, wa khub dreshi maqbul posheed, besyaar lux.. zanesh khest goft ke o mardakka.. chi gap ast.. chi mekoni? Baresh goft ke "aah roze awale kaarem ast, bayad tayaari begirom.. Zanesh goft "aale 3 badje sob ast.. karet kho 8 shorro mesha". I goft ke "Har kas ke wakht bekheza, rahesh khub mebasha wa khubi mehbina.." kho i baramad wa ira dozha gir kardan wa khub lat daadan, kalayesha dozee kadan wa i bechaara kate yak nikar khaana amad zang zad, zanesh waaz kad goft: "weeee tura chi kadda?" goft " Wallah az ma kada kase deega wakht khestabud............."
  :lol: :lol:

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: Oct 26, 2006 - 10:36 AM

  Man : God how long is 1000 years for you?
  
  God : One second.
  
  Man : How much is 1 million $ for you?
  
  God : 1 cent
  
  Man : Then God can you give me 1 cent please?
  
  God : Please wait a second!
  
  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Oct 26, 2006 - 02:19 PM

  hahah Ha ha ha... Nicoooo :D zeera jan.

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 14, 2006 - 08:36 PM

  Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to his hometown after graduation because he could be a big man in this tiny town.
  
  He really wanted to impress everyone, so he opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first. One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk to his office. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while saying, "No! Absolutely not! You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than $1 million. Yes. The appeals court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument, and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay. Tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details."
  
  This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while, the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man.
  
  "I'm sorry for the delay," he said, "but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?"
  
  The man replied, "I'm from the phone company. I came to hook up your phone."

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• ~CANDY~
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 24, 2006 - 08:02 PM

  One day Nasruddin, while passing by a place, had a few apricots in his sleeve. He saw some people who were sitting under a tree. Calling them he asked a question, "if any o­ne of you found out what I have in my sleeve, I will give the biggest apricot to him." o­ne of them said," If any o­ne answers this question, he must be having prophecy

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• ~CANDY~
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 24, 2006 - 08:16 PM

  A neighbor who Nasruddin didnt like very much came over to his compound day. The neighbor asked Nasruddin if he could borrow his donkey. Nasruddin not wanting to lend his donkey to the neighbor he didnt like told him, "I would love to loan you my donkey but yesterday my brother came from the next town to use it to carry his wheat to the mill to be grounded. The donkey sadly is not here."The neighbor was disappointed. But he thanked Nasruddin and began to walk away. Just as he got a few steps away, Mullah Nasruddins donkey, which was in the back of his compound all the time, let out a big bray.The neighbor turned to Nasruddin and said, "Mullah Sahib, I thought you told me that your donkey was not here Mullah Nasruddin turned to the neighbor and said, "My friend, who are you going to believe? Me or the donkey?

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Jan 25, 2007 - 09:09 PM

  yak roz yak afghan dar restaurant raft wa yak kab qabli palauw wa morgh hamrai nan oder kard/ khast. wa yak irani ham yak hamburger order kard wa khord, afghan awal palauw khod ra khord amrai morgh wa nan, badan shro kard ba ostoghan haish, wa ostoghan ayesh ra leseed wa mejaweied, irani nazdik shod wa ba tamaskhor guft: aqai afghani, shoma ham ostoghan ha ra khordeed, sagh aye shoma dar afghanistan chi mekhoran? afghani baresh goft, bachem dar afghanistan sag aye ma hamburger mekhoran.
  
  
  khoda kunad ki joke khoshi tan amada basha.
  
  

  ~To be Trusted is a Greater Compliment Than to Be Loved.~

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: Jan 26, 2007 - 06:30 PM

  salam ba hama
  
  hahhahhahahaha besyar maqbol butterfly jan

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• wais777
  
  

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  Posted: Jan 27, 2007 - 12:04 PM

  Butter jan wa wa chi maqboul .Az koja wala payda mekoni eto joke hai kobesh.
  Keep it up.
  
  regards,
  Wais
  
  

  Butterfly

  yak roz yak afghan dar restaurant raft wa yak kab qabli palauw wa morgh hamrai nan oder kard/ khast. wa yak irani ham yak hamburger order kard wa khord, afghan awal palauw khod ra khord amrai morgh wa nan, badan shro kard ba ostoghan haish, wa ostoghan ayesh ra leseed wa mejaweied, irani nazdik shod wa ba tamaskhor guft: aqai afghani, shoma ham ostoghan ha ra khordeed, sagh aye shoma dar afghanistan chi mekhoran? afghani baresh goft, bachem dar afghanistan sag aye ma hamburger mekhoran.
  
  
  khoda kunad ki joke khoshi tan amada basha.

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