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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: May 26, 2006 - 02:58 PM

  Roze az roz ha yak morgh balai darakhte shishta bod wa yak dana roba dar pahine darakht tarafe morgh sail mekard. dar hamine hal morgh azan dad wa roba ba deqat son morgh sail kard wa goft
  
  Roba : morgh jan hale azan dadi bia ke baham jamahat konem.
  
  Morgh az chalaki khod estefada kard wa goft
  
  Morgh : khob sahi ast, yak chand lahza saber kon ke namaz gozar beyayan ke jamahat konem.
  
  dar hamine goft o go bodan ke yak tarafe 4 ya 5 dana sag meyaya, dar hamine hal morgh did ke roba medawa wa megroza.morgh balai roba sada zad
  
  Morgh : o roba hale ke namaz gozaran amadan tu koja meri?
  
  Roba ba besyar asabe kharab rohe khod ra dawr dad wa goft
  
  Roba : morgh jan hale kho ozoy ma shekesta ast :lol: :lol: :lol:

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: May 26, 2006 - 03:18 PM

  dar yak dewana khana dewana ha ba sang football mekardan. Dactara ha ham ke az anha nezarat mekardan ta bebinen ke kodam anha hoshyar shoda.
  
  yaki az dewana ha da yak gosha estad bod wa sail mekard.dactar ha baine khod goftan ke hamine yakish hatman hoshyar ast.
  
  Dewana : man kho az awal megoftam ke hoshyar astam.
  
  Dactar : khai chora ina estadi wa nameri footbal namekoni?
  
  Dewana : ma inja estadem ke top beyaya ke ma ba kale khod bezanom :lol: :lol: :lol:

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: May 26, 2006 - 04:04 PM

  yak dukhtare ke sal ha meshod ke dar Amrica zendagi mekard wa hamrahe yak mard khareji ezdewaj kard ke namesh bel bod.
  
  yak roz madaresh baresh zang zad ke ahwale dukhtaresh ra begira,tasadof dukhtaresh dar halate naan khordan bod. bad az hawal porsi , madaresh porsan kad
  
  Madare : chi mekadi hale dukhtarem
  
  Dukhtar : madar jan hamrahe bel naan mekhordom
  
  Madar tahajob kard wa gof
  
  Madar : dukhtaram dar Amrica qashoq paida namesha ke hamrahe bel naan mekhori :lol: :lol: :lol:

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• Nafesa
  
  

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  Posted: May 26, 2006 - 05:02 PM

  ملا نصر الد ین و دوستش
  
  روزی ملا نصر ا لد ین با یکی از د وستش از جا ئی عبور میکر دند وبرای رفع خستگی کنار رود خانه ای نشستند د ر همین میان بادی با صد ای بلنــد از د وستش خارج شــد فــوراً د وستش سنگی برد اشت و د ر جایی که نشسته بــــود محکم کـــوبید ـ ملا نصر الد ین گفت صدا را از بین بـــردی حالا د ر فــکر از بین بــرد ن بوی هم باش ـ

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: Jun 14, 2006 - 11:17 AM

  yaki az roz ,yak madar hamrahe bache khod da khan shishta bodan qesa mekardan. hanoz bachesh arosi nakarda bod,ama bache ziad mekhast ke zan kona,ama gofta nametanest madare khoda.
  
  ami bachesh roy dawr dad tarafe magare khod o goft
  
  bacha : goft madar jan sail konen ke moyayem bekhi safed shod,makhsade az ine bacha bod ke hale dega waqte zan kardanem shoda
  
  madar : shokor bachem ke ba name nek safed shod :lol: :lol: :lol:

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: Jul 08, 2006 - 09:10 PM

  yak marde bare awline bar saware tayara shoda bod az kelkine ba pahine sail kad
  
  mard goft : ohhhhhhhh ine mardom ha cheqa khord malom meshan,bekhi mesle morcha ware
  
  mehman dar goft : bale a bradar ine morcha ast,ma hanoz kai harakat kardem
  
  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: Jul 22, 2006 - 09:20 PM

  yaki az roz ha 2 rafiq da rah meraftan qesa karda, yakish az rafiqe khod porsan kad
  
  rafiq awal : o biadar ami zan cheqesem aabb bazi (swiming) yad metan
  
  rafiq dowom : besiar asan ast, 1 deste dar takhte sina wa 1 dest dar takhte posht da dakhel aabb begi, khodesh aabb bazi ra yad megira.
  
  rafiq awal : ne ma khoshoy khoda megom
  
  rafiq dowom : da aabb parto khodesh yad megira :lol: :lol:

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• Zuhal
  
  

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  Posted: Aug 01, 2006 - 10:22 AM

  LoL very funny...

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• YaLLoGaK
  
  

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  Posted: Aug 19, 2006 - 06:07 PM

  Salaam ba hama dostan...
  
  Wow name khuda chi khob fakahi baazi ast inja and yeah!!! plz stop nakonen fakahi goftaan ra plzzzzzzz... byayen ke ma ham baretan yak fakahigak begoyom khuda kona ke khushetan byaya!
  
  yak zan wa yak mard da left sar mekhoran, wa i 2 nafar da manzele 68 kar medashta bashan, i zan tarafe i mard sail mekona sail mekona wa hoshara kada mera, wale i mard besyar sadaa mebasha hich aslaan da hoshare azi zan namefama... akher dele i zan tang mesha mega: wee ma har chi tarafet hoshara mekonom hich namefami da hoshare ma... mard sada mekona mega, KHO CHI DEGA? zan mega hich serf mekhastom yak gap bezani ke ma ehsas konom ke ma ham zan astom, i mard tarafesh bad bad sail mekona bot wa cherabe khoda mekasha da destesh meta mega: ai bar padaret nalaat, ma tura 1000 dafa goftem ke cherabayema beshoy wale nashoshti, tu amadee khoda zan megiri?

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• Zuhal
  
  

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  Posted: Aug 29, 2006 - 03:01 PM

  Butterfly

  Hahahah nice jokes, lekin mefamin ki khoshbakht tarin zani dunya ki ast or ki boda????
  
  NOw here a joke:
  
  
  SCENE: A wife is waiting for her husband who is a software engineer After some time, the husband arrives.
  
  HUSBAND: (Opening the door and entering in) Hi dear! I am LOGGED IN.
  WIFE: Thanks god that you have arrived. Have u brought the dress?
  HUSBAND: BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.1
  WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning.
  HUSBAND: ERRONEOUS SYNTAX. ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL.
  WIFE: O my God.... Ok forget it. Tell me where's your salary?
  HUSBAND: FILE IN USE, READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOME TIME.
  WIFE: At least give me your credit card. So that I can do some shopping.
  HUSBAND: SHARING VIOLATION. ACCESS DENIED.
  WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you.
  HUSBAND: DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
  WIFE: You are useless.
  HUSBAND: BY DEFAULT.
  WIFE: Who was there in the car with you this morning?
  HUSBAND: SYSTEM UNSTABLE. PRESS ANY KEY TO REBOOT.
  WIFE: Ok. leave it. Would you like to have some snacks?
  HUSBAND: HARD DISK FULL.
  WIFE: What is my value in your life?
  HUSBAND: UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED!!!
  WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?
  HUSBAND: TOO MANY PARAMETERS.
  WIFE: I will go to my dad's house!!!
  HUSBAND: PROGRAMME PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION. IT WILL CLOSE.
  WIFE: I will leave you for ever!!!
  HUSBAND: CLOSE ALL PROGRAMMES AND LOG IN FOR ANOTHER USER.
  WIFE: It is worthless talking to you husband. Shut down the computer. I am going.
  HUSBAND: ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER :lol: :lol: :lol:

  
  
  
  
  HaHAH LOLo :lol:
  
  
  
  hahaha lolo :lol:

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 09, 2006 - 09:53 PM

  A man and his wife were driving on the
  highway when a state policeman appeared in
  their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull
  over. The man pulls over and the officer
  approaches the car:
  
  State cop: License and registration please
  
  Man: I'm sorry officer, what seems to be the
  problem?
  
  State cop: I clocked you on radar doing
  75mph.
  
  Man: There must be some mistake, I was only
  going 65.
  
  Wife: Oh Harold, you were going at least 80!
  
  State cop: I'm also citing you for having a
  tail light out.
  
  Man: But officer, I wasn't aware it was out.
  
  Wife: Oh Harold, you know its been out for
  two months.
  
  State cop: I'm also fining you for not
  wearing your seat belt.
  
  Man: But officer, I just took it off as you
  were approaching my car.
  
  Wife: Oh Harold, you know you never wear your
  seat belt.
  
  Man: Listen you dumb cow, shut your mouth!!!
  
  State cop: Ma'am, does he always talk to you
  this way?
  
  Wife: Only when he's drunk.......

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 10, 2006 - 02:52 AM

  yaki az roz ha 2 dost ba ham meraftan
  
  doste awali : o khoda jan, az tu khastem ke mara mosh besazi.dega ma bekhi khasta shodem az i zendagi.
  
  
  
  doste dowomi : o biadar tu chi megi. mosh chi ast , ke az khoda mekhahi mosh besazet. sher aga bogohi kho yak gape
  
  doste awali : haiiiiiiiii biadar tu namefami,az khoda mekhayom ke mosh besazem,bakhatere ke zanem az mosh metarsa :lol: :lol:

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 10, 2006 - 06:08 AM

  yaki az roz ha 1 bachagak az padar kalane khod porsan kad.
  
  bacha gak : padar kalan padar kalan,ami antik ra ba chi chiz ha megan.
  
  padar kalan : ba chiz hai ke 60 sal az omrish ter shoda basha
  
  bach gak : padar kalan, khai shoma ham antik asten :lol: :lol:

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 10, 2006 - 02:51 PM

  HAHAH VERY FUNNY JOKES BUTTER JAN & ZEERA JAN.....:) :lol:

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 11, 2006 - 08:00 PM

  YALDI

  HAHAH VERY FUNNY JOKES BUTTER JAN & ZEERA JAN.....:) :lol:

  
  
  Yalda jan khir ien ra bokhan;
  yak bache kabuli lashmak qandaar maikhaaya bera...da kabul baresh migan ke qandaar ke raftee fekreta begeer ke kas gharazet nageera..kho bacha besyaar ba tars wa larz mairasa da qandaar...yak taxi ra dest maita yak taxiwaane qad bolandi borootee longeedaar taa maisha darwaze taxi ra bare bacha waz maikuna....yak dafa bacha bare taxiwaan maiga ke ma qaatel astom 10 nafara da kabul koshtom 10 nafara da laghman halee eenja aamadaim ke nafar bekoshom....taxiwaan tarafesh sai maikuna maiga mara kho amee halee kushteeeeeee......
  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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