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• wais777
  
  

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  Posted: May 14, 2006 - 09:17 PM

  Zeera jan qand besyar kobesh.Maqboul bod wa zayed khanda dasht.
  Omid wa entazer fakhaehai schoma
  
  Wais

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• wais777
  
  

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  Posted: May 19, 2006 - 03:48 PM

  Mardi Ba Dost Khodash Dard Del Mikard Ke ZAnam Tamam Daraye Man Ra Grft Wa Fara Kard o Raft, dostash Goft Khosh Ba Hal To,Zan Man Tamam Tamam Daraye Man Ra Greft Ama Naraft Wa Mand.
  
  
  regards,
  Wais :lol: :D

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: May 19, 2006 - 04:49 PM

  :x Not AGAIN... :twisted:

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: May 19, 2006 - 10:56 PM

  wais777

  Mardi Ba Dost Khodash Dard Del Mikard Ke ZAnam Tamam Daraye Man Ra Grft Wa Fara Kard o Raft, dostash Goft Khosh Ba Hal To,Zan Man Tamam Tamam Daraye Man Ra Greft Ama Naraft Wa Mand.
  
  
  regards,
  Wais :lol: :D

  
  
  
  its a english joke not afghani so its not funny :wink: lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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• Sohail
  
  

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  Posted: May 20, 2006 - 08:31 AM

  Besyar Jaleb ast ke Zana besyar khob Riaze (Mathematik) mefaman. Cheto? Sene khod ra Taqsem 2 mekonan Qemat Lebas-hai khod ra doberaber megan Mashe Shawhare khod ra Zarbe 3 Mekonan wa Sene khwarkhonde khod ra Jame 5 mekonan.

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: May 20, 2006 - 05:48 PM

  DUDDD......................
  
  Sohail jan jokes bago ghaybat nako... Gonah dara... allha jan qar misha... :)

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• Sohail
  
  

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  Posted: May 20, 2006 - 06:10 PM

  God knows cheqa khanda karde, magam to ham zan asty az o khater zoret meta hahahhahahahaha.
  
  
  Ask ur madar jan what Ghaibat is. it is not Ghaibat what i wrote.

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: May 20, 2006 - 10:14 PM

  Sohail

  God knows cheqa khanda karde, magam to ham zan asty az o khater zoret meta hahahhahahahaha.
  
  
  Ask ur madar jan what Ghaibat is. it is not Ghaibat what i wrote.

  
  
  Bash ki ma baret bogoyem dar bari zan ha;
  
  - az zan ech waqt sin esh ra porsan nako qareshan meyaya.
  - agar goft ki chand sala malom meshom, sin eshan ra khord bogo.
  degesha ma namifamom.
  
  
  sorry yalda jani, i just told him the truth, its not qaybat.

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: May 22, 2006 - 09:50 AM

  roz az roz ha yak nafar ter meshod did ke hamsayesh da zere nal peshake khod ra meshosht
  
  nafar goft : chi mekoni tu kho mekoshi peshake bechara ra
  
  hamsaya : ne baba tu chi mefami, ma hamesha da zere nal meshoyom
  
  chand daqa bad baz amo nafar ter shod ,did ke hamsayesh girya mekona
  
  nafar goft : didi ma nagoftom ke mekoshi peshake bechara ra
  
  hamsaya : ne baba da waqte shoshtan namord, dar waqte qochar dadan mord :lol: :lol: :lol:

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: May 22, 2006 - 09:57 AM

  roze mulla khar khod ra ba bazar bord ke befrosha. kharidar, agar az peshe roye meyamad ,dane khod ra khar waz mekad ke dandan begira, agar az posht meyamad laghat mezad
  
  yak nafar ba mulla goft : ba ine halat kasse khar ra nakhad kharid
  
  mulla goft : maqsade ma az frosh ine nest, faqat mekhaham ke mardom befahma ke ma az daste az ine haiwan chi mekasham
  
  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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• feroza
  
  

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  Posted: May 22, 2006 - 05:31 PM

  hahah zeera jan bsyar fakahe hayee jalib wa khanda dar , :lol: :lol: :D

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: May 23, 2006 - 03:36 PM

  bad az marge zanesh mulla chand nafar az hamsaya ha ra jam karda wa az anha khwahesh kard ke zane barahesh paida konan ke darahe 4 sefat bashad.
  
  1 . dukhtar basha
  
  2 . pol dar basa
  
  3 . maqbol basha
  
  4 . khosh akhlaq basha
  
  yaki az zan hai hamsaya goft : mulla sefat hay ke shoma mekhahed dar yak zan jam nameshawad, behtar ast ejaza bedehen ke 4 zan barahe shoma begirem ke har yak darahe yak sefaat bashand.
  
  mulla jawab dad : agar che halaqa dashtam ke 4 sefat dar 1 zan jam bashad, ama hale ke shoma salah mekoned, mahne nameshom. 4 zan tahya koned wale sahi koned ke har yak dar sefat khod paynazir bashad. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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• wais777
  
  

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  Posted: May 23, 2006 - 03:43 PM

  Nahm khuda Zeera jan, chi Joke hai wala schoma ham payda mekonend.
  
  az khandaesh feker mekonom ka hama lezhat mebaran.
  Maqboul bod
  
  Wais :wink:

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: May 23, 2006 - 04:46 PM

  Nice JOKES Zeera jan badon az mullha dega fakhai yad nadared...........???.!!!! ba en khtar namigam ka hama en fakhai ha ra hatman chand bar shoneda-and.. (haha) kidding..

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: May 26, 2006 - 09:10 AM

  Dar zaman taliban az morghancha yak khoros gom shod. chand roz bad khoros dobara paida shod.
  tamame morgh hai qaria ba didanesh amadan wa azesh porsidan.
  
  Morgh ha : Koja bodi?
  
  Khoros : taliban mara bandi karda bodan.
  
  Morgh ha : chora bandi?
  
  Khoros : taliba dar jebe ma aks makyan ra paida karda bodan az ine khaterbandi kardanem. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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