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• wais777
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 07, 2005 - 01:06 PM

  All,
  
  Joke Section, which u all can read and Write jokes in different catg.
  
  
  
  Jokes

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• ehisaas
  
  

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  Posted: Feb 20, 2006 - 07:00 PM

  Yak roz yak nafar daweeda daweeda az yak jaay ter mesha wa beland beland khanda mekona ke rafiqesh mebinesh. Mega khayriyat ast chura medawee wa khanda mekoni?
  "Motarema dozd borda
  "khai chura khanda mekoni wa chura peshe police nameri
  "mega ee khanda wa ee dawesh az khoshi ast, da baine motar khoshoym bood

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• Sohail
  
  

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  Posted: Feb 20, 2006 - 07:22 PM

  Salamz
  
  Ma Ham khoshal meshom ager Kase Motare Mara Dozdi konad, Khosho kho nadarom magam Motarem Enqadar Kona ast ke ager khodem dar Qabrestan Motara bobaromish majbor astom ke 150 Frank Tawil konom.
  
  
  Yak roz Khani yak Nafar ra Atish zad, Mardaka chanden Bar dar khana dakhel shod wa hama Awlada wa khanome khod ra Nejad dad, hama chand bare diga ham dar khana dakhel wa beron shod. Yak Nafar az Mardaka porsid, Brother Awlada wa Madare Awlada ra kho Nejad dadi Pas chra chand bare diga dar khana Dakhel shodi, Mardaka goft Khoshem ra Sar rasa wa Sar chapa Mekardom.
  
  
  Sohail

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Feb 21, 2006 - 10:04 PM

  Asalamzz..
  
  Wa ehisaas jan bad nabod..
  
  Sohail jan khodat kho en fakhai ra az arrshefi meli beron kardi... haha khobish bod magar kam zara tarekhesh ter shoda... . :wink:

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Feb 21, 2006 - 10:29 PM

  Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dos is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : "I know..." First Woman : "How?" Second Woman : "My dog told me."
  
  
  
  
  Person turns on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error? There isn't even a keyboard attached?
  
  
  Misli SAwali ehisaas jan shod.... :wink: :lol:

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• Sohail
  
  

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  Posted: Feb 22, 2006 - 11:29 AM

  Oo Pakhpalo ma diga chi befamom ke tu khwarkhonde Bebe Hawa bodi. wa dar Archiv Mili bodi.

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Feb 22, 2006 - 12:49 PM

  Ahaha khwahar khwandi BiBi hawa ra PahkPalo gofti.... hahha :lol: Shakayet at ra ba BaBA Adam konam??? :wink:

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Feb 22, 2006 - 07:59 PM

  Hahahah nice jokes, lekin mefamin ki khoshbakht tarin zani dunya ki ast or ki boda????
  
  NOw here a joke:
  
  
  SCENE: A wife is waiting for her husband who is a software engineer After some time, the husband arrives.
  
  HUSBAND: (Opening the door and entering in) Hi dear! I am LOGGED IN.
  WIFE: Thanks god that you have arrived. Have u brought the dress?
  HUSBAND: BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.1
  WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning.
  HUSBAND: ERRONEOUS SYNTAX. ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL.
  WIFE: O my God.... Ok forget it. Tell me where's your salary?
  HUSBAND: FILE IN USE, READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOME TIME.
  WIFE: At least give me your credit card. So that I can do some shopping.
  HUSBAND: SHARING VIOLATION. ACCESS DENIED.
  WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you.
  HUSBAND: DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
  WIFE: You are useless.
  HUSBAND: BY DEFAULT.
  WIFE: Who was there in the car with you this morning?
  HUSBAND: SYSTEM UNSTABLE. PRESS ANY KEY TO REBOOT.
  WIFE: Ok. leave it. Would you like to have some snacks?
  HUSBAND: HARD DISK FULL.
  WIFE: What is my value in your life?
  HUSBAND: UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED!!!
  WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?
  HUSBAND: TOO MANY PARAMETERS.
  WIFE: I will go to my dad's house!!!
  HUSBAND: PROGRAMME PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION. IT WILL CLOSE.
  WIFE: I will leave you for ever!!!
  HUSBAND: CLOSE ALL PROGRAMMES AND LOG IN FOR ANOTHER USER.
  WIFE: It is worthless talking to you husband. Shut down the computer. I am going.
  HUSBAND: ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER :lol: :lol: :lol:

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• Sohail
  
  

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  Posted: Feb 24, 2006 - 11:16 AM

  Nice one Batto
  
  2 Mard bahm Darde Del mekardan;
  
  Awali: Man besyar Badbakht shodam
  Dwome: Chra chi shoda?
  Awalli: Zan kradam Zanam Hama Darayee man Grft wa Raft (Talaq)
  Dwome: Janem To besyar Khoshbakht asty Man Zan kardan Zanam Darayee man Grft wa Naraaaaft.

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Feb 24, 2006 - 06:45 PM

  Mother, I want to grow up and be a rock-n-roll musician."
  "Now son, you have to pick one or the other. You can't do both."
  
  :lol: :lol: :lol:
  
  You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?
  If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
  If it stinks, it's chemistry.
  If it doesn't work, it's physics.
  :D :D :D
  
  Judge: "Have you anything to offer to this Court before I pass sentence?"
  Defendant: "No your honor, my lawyer took every penny."
  
  :lol: :D

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Feb 25, 2006 - 09:22 PM

  whahha nice jokes!
  
  A man died and was sent to hell. Upon entering the main gate of hell, a demon asked him which country is he from cuz the citizens of every country had their own hells. The man said that he doesnt know which country he belongs to. So the demon said that lets have a look at every hell. Maybe you will recognize your people.
  
  they were passing by every country's hell. And on each hell there was one Angel assigned. Those who came out of the hell were pushed back inside by the Angel. There was one hell which had no Angel guarding it. The man asked the demon, "how come there is no one guarding this hell?". The demon replied, "this hell belongs to the citizens of Afghanistan. When one of them tries to climb up and escape from the hell, the others pull his leg. That's why no one can escape and that's why we dont need an Angel to guard it.

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• ehisaas
  
  

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  Posted: Mar 25, 2006 - 12:27 PM

  migaan !!! dar zamanii Talibaan yak morgh az morhganchaa gom misha khoo chand rooz bad paas payda misha tamamy morgh haye qaraya ba didanish myayan migaa oo khroos koja bodii dar en chand rooz migaa Taliban man raa zendanii karda boud migaan chura miga dar jebam aksii myakan payda karda boudan loooooooooool !!! :lol: :lol:

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Apr 07, 2006 - 04:14 PM

  A man said to hiz wife one day..." I don`t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all the same time..?"
  
  The wife responded," Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me: God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you" :) :) ...

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: Apr 13, 2006 - 09:35 AM

  ehisaas

  Yak roz yak nafar daweeda daweeda az yak jaay ter mesha wa beland beland khanda mekona ke rafiqesh mebinesh. Mega khayriyat ast chura medawee wa khanda mekoni?
  "Motarema dozd borda
  "khai chura khanda mekoni wa chura peshe police nameri
  "mega ee khanda wa ee dawesh az khoshi ast, da baine motar khoshoym bood

  
  
  salam,
  omed ke khob bashen
  
  hahahha very nice joke

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• shabnam
  
  

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  Posted: Apr 13, 2006 - 02:31 PM

  yak roz yak zan hamrahe shawhare khod ziad ghalmaghal wa jang kad ,
  belakhera shawharesh deste bachagake khoda gereft wa goft;berem bachem
  az he khana dega ,jayee ma wa to inja nest .
  yak dafa zanesh royee khoda dawr dada wa goft : to ke meri
  boro bache hamsaya ka koja meberi hamrahet.

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