Things to remember
1. If your father is a poor man, it?s your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it?s your stupidity.
2. I was born intelligent, education ruined me.
3. Practice makes perfect. But nobody is perfect. So why practice?
4. If it is true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are others here for?
5. Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
6. How come ?abbreviated? is such a long word?
7. One should love animals they are so tasty.
8. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
9. Every man should marry, after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
10. The wise never marry and when they marry, they become otherwise.
11. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
12. Never put off work till tomorrow, what you can put off today.
13. ?Your future depends on your dreams,? so go to sleep.
14. ?Hard work never killed anybody,? but why take risks?
15. ?Work fascinates me,? I can look at it for hours.
