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• Sohail
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 25, 2005 - 02:22 AM

  HelloZZZz
  
  nice one:
  
  
  Ma yak Fakahee Qarz dare tan... but u have the right to lough now.
  
  Sohail

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 25, 2005 - 04:16 PM

  You've got mail, the Blonde version
  A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.
  
  She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.
  
  The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail :!: ".

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• ehisaas
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 29, 2005 - 08:54 PM

  A woman has a heart attack and almost dies on the operating table.
  During her near death experience, she sees God and asks him, "Is it
  my time yet?"
  God responds, "No. You have another 40 years to live."
  The woman recovers and figures, since she's got 40 more years to
  live, she might as well get a face lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck.
  As she walks out of the hospital, she's killed by a runaway ambulance.
  She goes up to heaven and says to God, "I thought you said I had
  another 40 years left?!"
  God replies, "Yes, but I didn't recognize you."
  hahaha
  

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Dec 10, 2005 - 10:24 PM

  Compare the genders
  Differences Between Men & Women
  
  NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.
  
  EATING OUT: And when the check comes, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.
  
  BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom-a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
  
  GROCERIES: A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a soda. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane.
  
  SHOES: When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk. A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day.
  
  CATS: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
  
  DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.
  
  LAUNDRY: Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by re-runs of old episodes of "Love, American Style."
  
  OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

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• Sohail
  
  

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  Posted: Dec 31, 2005 - 07:31 PM

  hahahahahaha. :evil: :evil: what u women have against us :twisted: what have we done to u? :evil: bye the way was that a story or a jok?

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Dec 31, 2005 - 09:12 PM

  sorry sohail jan, da khod nakho, i thaugh it was funny so i post it. it was not my meaning to hurt anyone. sorry once again, i have nothing against u. anyways

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Jan 08, 2006 - 08:57 PM

  Yak dokhtar ba rafiq -e- khod goft.. " yak wakht yadet ast ke mara megoftee ke ma kole dunyayet astom?" rafiq esh baresh goft "ma u wakht da Gografia heqa tambal budom.. ma chi mefamidom ke dunya aslan cheqa kalaan ast.."
  :lol:

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• wais777
  
  

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  Posted: Jan 11, 2006 - 06:51 PM

  Kob nobat ma ast ka yak JOKE bogoyum.
  
  Yak roz yak motar genaza da sarak meraft.Deed ka yak tochter besyer maqboul da paydarow qadam mezana.Moter khuda stop kard wa sar khuda az hursie motor berown kard wa got .Yak chakar mere hamra ma.
  
  He tochter ba mard goft ka tu dewana asti ? ma da motor genaza ba tu borom ha ha each emkan nadara.
  
  Mard baresh goft ka mardom khud ra mekosha ka da e motor genaza behya wa tu megi ka nie.
  
  :lol: :lol: :lol:
  
  khuda kona ka khanda dar boda basha.
  
  regards,
  Wais

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Jan 12, 2006 - 03:25 PM

  hahaha ..... haha khobish wais jan.. (Wallha ma ham ta ka zanda hastam kho dar motari jenaza nameram na na :)

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Jan 12, 2006 - 08:46 PM

  YALDI

  hahaha ..... haha khobish wais jan.. (Wallha ma ham ta ka zanda hastam kho dar motari jenaza nameram na na :)

  
  
  Ma ba tu farari az kuja konam, bro pyada bro ghamet kam.. :wink: Wais jan famidi hali ki Yalda jan da motar-e jinaza namera, give her a lift with ur ferari if u have others keera begi yak dana ra, ba yak do saat. lolzzz :D

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Jan 13, 2006 - 02:33 PM

  HaHaHaHa Butter jana!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice joke... ;)
  
  wa chora Wais jan?..Driver kho kasi dega bod ,zalama jan baydar show.. hah ;) wa ena dega baz gonahy to hast ney az topic dorrrrrrr shodii .... Wais jan chand bar baret goft... ahah :)

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• ehisaas
  
  

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  Posted: Jan 21, 2006 - 12:34 PM

  آدم سخت
  
  روزي از يک آدم سخت پرسيدند چي آروزو داري؟ گفت سرم کل شود که از پول سلماني بيغم شوم

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