Hi I want to read some really funny jokes.. those about blondies are not so funny, they are stupid.. we know, but something that is funny is nicer to read in a "forum".. :P sO..? Who can tell me some "really funny" jokes? I want to laugh.. :lol: :lol:

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

I hope you all like it

Wais

creation of man

God created the mule, and told him, " You will be a mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years."

The mule answered, " To live like this for 50 years is too much. Please, give me no more than 20." And it was so.

Then God created the dog, and told him, " You will hold vigilance over the dwellings of Man, to whom you will be his greatest companion. You will eat his table scraps and live for 25 years."

And the dog responded, " Lord, to live 25 years as a dog like that is too much. Please, no more than 10 years." And it was so.

God then created the monkey, and told him, " You are monkey. You shall swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You will be funny, and you shall live for 20 years."

And the monkey responded, " Lord, to live 20 years as the clown of the world is too much. Please, Lord, give me no than 10 years." And it was so.

Finally, God created Man and told him, " You are Man, the only rational being that walks the earth. You will use your intelligence to have mastery over the creatures of the world. You will dominate the earth and live for 20 years."

And the man responded, "Lord, to be Man for only 20 years is too little. Please, Lord, give me the 20 years the mule refused, the the 15 years the dog refused, and the 10 years the monkey rejected." And it was so.

And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years like a mule working and carrying heavy loads on his back.

Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house and eating the leftovers after they empty the pantry.

Then, in his old age, to live10 years as a monkey, acting like an idiot to amuse his grandchildren.

And it is so.

Let's habe a break

yak rooz yak shawhaar wa khanom dar bazar ham miraftaan khanoom ba shawhaar goft kii bibin tu migii kii man hich maqbool nistom oo mardaka chiiqa sonim sail mikona !!! mard bidonii az en kii ba mard sail kona ba khanomii khod goft kii hataman Antiq Frosh ast !!! hahahahahah :D :D :D

:roll: hali awal kho fakhai ra tamam ko baz bakhand:::::::::::::::


:wink:

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in
his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile...
somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home
from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check
her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and
friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his
mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which
read:
===================================================

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 9 June 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now, and you are allowed to send
e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have
been checked in. I see that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward
to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful
as mine was.
Regards,
Your Loving Husband

nice fakayee butter jan Aldi jan oo fakayee khlaas shod maa khanda kardim tu bisyaar dir famidi halii migii kii awal fakayee raa bogo baz khanda khoo ok anyway

Hahah nice 1... :lol:


Ehisaas jana kidding dega weee..... 8)

:P lol ok YALDI Jan sorry khay man namifamidom kii tu hal kidd asty lol Butter jan hamii YALDI JAN barish tashrii ko qanoni forum kii az kodam seen mitaana shirkaat kona lol !!!

well, ba nazar man dar enja member haish seen hai mokhtalif daran, but i think the most is 18 plus, at least without discount haha lekin yagan kid ham khob ast agar nee boring mesha dega wee. lolz ba tefil ha mehraban bash. yaldi jan was just jokking plz dont mind

Butter janii so don't think so khair ast digaa az khorda lakhshedan az bozorgaa bakhshedan I maind never don't think so :wink:

The Mullah went to a rich man.
‘Give me some money.’
‘Why?’ ‘I want to buy … an elephant.’
‘If you have no money, you can’t afford to keep an elephant.’
‘I came here’, said Nasrudin, ‘to get money, not advice

nice joke magam ma era waqt mefamidom. anyways dega nawishta ko.plz

Butter jan joke goftan yad dashti halii yadit raftaa ya nee dilaat bakhanda kardan ya khanda dadan namisha ok any ways her's other

Bantasingh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school. Santasingh : what is he studying ? Banta : Oh he"s not studying. They r studying him

HelloZZZz

nice one:


Ma yak Fakahee Qarz dare tan... but u have the right to lough now.

Sohail

You've got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail :!: ".

A woman has a heart attack and almost dies on the operating table.
During her near death experience, she sees God and asks him, "Is it
my time yet?"
God responds, "No. You have another 40 years to live."
The woman recovers and figures, since she's got 40 more years to
live, she might as well get a face lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck.
As she walks out of the hospital, she's killed by a runaway ambulance.
She goes up to heaven and says to God, "I thought you said I had
another 40 years left?!"
God replies, "Yes, but I didn't recognize you."
hahaha

Compare the genders
Differences Between Men & Women

NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.

EATING OUT: And when the check comes, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.

BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom-a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

GROCERIES: A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a soda. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane.

SHOES: When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk. A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day.

CATS: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.

LAUNDRY: Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by re-runs of old episodes of "Love, American Style."

OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

hahahahahaha. :evil: :evil: what u women have against us :twisted: what have we done to u? :evil: bye the way was that a story or a jok?

sorry sohail jan, da khod nakho, i thaugh it was funny so i post it. it was not my meaning to hurt anyone. sorry once again, i have nothing against u. anyways

Yak dokhtar ba rafiq -e- khod goft.. " yak wakht yadet ast ke mara megoftee ke ma kole dunyayet astom?" rafiq esh baresh goft "ma u wakht da Gografia heqa tambal budom.. ma chi mefamidom ke dunya aslan cheqa kalaan ast.."
:lol:

Kob nobat ma ast ka yak JOKE bogoyum.

Yak roz yak motar genaza da sarak meraft.Deed ka yak tochter besyer maqboul da paydarow qadam mezana.Moter khuda stop kard wa sar khuda az hursie motor berown kard wa got .Yak chakar mere hamra ma.

He tochter ba mard goft ka tu dewana asti ? ma da motor genaza ba tu borom ha ha each emkan nadara.

Mard baresh goft ka mardom khud ra mekosha ka da e motor genaza behya wa tu megi ka nie.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

khuda kona ka khanda dar boda basha.

regards,
Wais

hahaha ..... haha khobish wais jan.. (Wallha ma ham ta ka zanda hastam kho dar motari jenaza nameram na na :)

YALDI

hahaha ..... haha khobish wais jan.. (Wallha ma ham ta ka zanda hastam kho dar motari jenaza nameram na na :)

Ma ba tu farari az kuja konam, bro pyada bro ghamet kam.. :wink: Wais jan famidi hali ki Yalda jan da motar-e jinaza namera, give her a lift with ur ferari if u have others keera begi yak dana ra, ba yak do saat. lolzzz :D

HaHaHaHa Butter jana!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice joke... ;)

wa chora Wais jan?..Driver kho kasi dega bod ,zalama jan baydar show.. hah ;) wa ena dega baz gonahy to hast ney az topic dorrrrrrr shodii .... Wais jan chand bar baret goft... ahah :)

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